This Promo For The WB From 2000 Will Blow Your Mind
Every famous person from late-’90s television parties together in this amazing, glorious promo.
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when i am mean to my mum
Griffin calls to come and kiss him goodnight
I yell ok. Finish something I’m doing,
then something else, walk slowly round
the corner to my son’s room.
He is standing arms outstretched
waiting for a bearhug. Grinning.
Why do I give my emotion an animal’s name,
give it that dark squeeze of death?
This is the hug which collects
all his small bones and his warm neck against me.
The thin tough body under the pyjamas
locks to me like a magnet of blood.
How long was he standing there
like that, before I came?
“He couldn’t imagine Bekka as a teenager. Or rather, he could, sort of, since she often acted like one already, full of rage at the incompetent waitstaff that life had hired to take and bring her order.”
—Lorrie Moore, Bark
"'Zerts are what I call desserts. Tre-tres are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz with a “z.” I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big ole' cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fry-fry chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky-chicky parm-parm. Chicken cacciatore… chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds… or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks food rakes."
Tom Haverford’s food slang from Parks and Recreation
Top right Irish beard from D’Arcy. #Rugby just got interesting.